If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
do u ever just get emotional because you love your friend so much??? like theyre so important and amazing and they put the fucking stars in the sky and can do literally no wrong please never leave me
If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.
— Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)